#name giver

[the-name-stealer]

William Shakespeare

Never heard of him. well, NAME TAKEN! My name is William Shakespeare!

[thatcorridorman]

I archived the magnus archives

idk link to the full thing is here https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vA6kin0H5bk_Nu15WTnwmAEPTAx9MLVO/edit?usp=sharing&ouid=117712544114786577413&rtpof=true&sd=true

I genuinely don't know what anyone would use this for, and honestly doing recreational paperwork is crazy and i need to sit with myself for a bit and think about this one

anyway john's case numbering system sucks so i made a new one, not really that good but it acts better as a call number system. In real life there would be albums and catalogue numbers but thank god the magnus institute archive does NOT exist so that's not an issue

[sjofn-lofnsdottr]

Without taking new pics, post one of your OCs as a ...

Romanceable NPC:

Quest Giver NPC:

Final Boss:

[kunshokunsho]

thinking about ivy walker….

[hrokkall]

How fancy! I'm sure this is someone's beloved purposed organism.

Thank you to those responsible.

[best-character-named-x-poll]

have you done your daily click

[tai-lung]

There's so many father-son themes in the movies I'm still obsessed with the idea of the Chameleon and Zhen mirroring that with a mother-daughter relationship

[thatexygurl]

doing a play by play on Nora’s tweets like it’s a fucking football game. extra extra content muthafuckas.

side note: if anyone has the time to write a whole three part mafia series on allison x ichirou (since nora ships em) that would be much appreciated 🫡

[missholloween]

Fellow saf fans who have also listened to the magnus archuves, which entities do you relate with the characters?

Like, Owen would be touched by the Eye with all of Chimera's spying and archiving secrets. However, I also believe Curt and Owen would easily end up in a hunter/hunted relationship like [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] on season 5.

[safety-pin-punk]

So in the spirit of the fact I'm buying a house and uuhh, all my money is going to that, I decided to open a Buy Me A Coffee account. OBVIOUSLY supporting me there is NOT required at all in the slightest. But if you have some extra money you for some reason don't want, I'll gladly use it to get a snack or buy my cat a new toy.

buymeacoffee.com/safetypinpunk

Again, don't feel pressured at all in the slightest. I just wanted to throw it out there that it existed. And eventually I might start selling stuff on there, thought that was a cool feature.

[the-name-stealer]

Here is the name of an annoying kid in my class, Olivia.

Okay! NAME STOLEN! My name is Olivia!

[charliegoober]

If I could make a finished piece of my ocs that'd be great, but instead have a siamese fighting fish as a merfolk because what even the heck anymore

[longeyelashedtragedy]

anyone ever done a fic secret santa? if you know the writing style of the person you're gifting the fic to--are you supposed to write something (you think is) geared toward their tastes, or write the idea/style that comes most organically to you?

[bandito-gw]

In da mall

Idk they're just in a mall lol. This was mostly a practice with backgrounds.

[chrometheraptor]

okay okay guys. so you know how everybody kinda assumes that the transformer english names are just approximations from their meanings in cybertronian?

which meaning is knockout going off of?

knockout as in someone got knocked out?

or knockout as in extremely hot

[ask-uncle-ray]

What made you change your name from Eddie Fender to Raymond Shields? ...was a pun-name just not your forte?

WARNING! SENSITIVE TOPICS AHEAD:

MENTIONS OF GROOMING, MANIPULATION, ABORTION, TEENAGE PREGNANCY, CHILD MARRIAGE, ABUSE, ALCOHOLISM. VIEW WITH CAUTION- NO TOPIC GOES INTO VIVID DETAIL.

“Okay, story time.”

“The day I turned 18, I marched my butt down to the nearest law office with good reviews in both criminal cases and personal affairs. Which happened to be Edgeworth & Co. Law Offices. I told the man there about wanting to change my name, and how I’d do basically anything to get it done.

Edgeworth agreed to help me change my name, but being a logical man, knew a kid still in high school with a part-time job couldn’t pay the usual fee. He mentioned how as of late he’d been swamped with cases and paperwork and having some assistance could help. We worked out a deal: He’d pay me a bit less than he would usually pay employees, and the money missing would go to paying off my debt to him. After a few weeks I found a passion for law, and our business arrangement became more of an internship or apprenticeship.”

“Now, why change my name in the first place, especially so young?”

“It’ll come out eventually, so I’ll come clean.”

“I was the result of what happens when a 13-year-old girl and her 3-days-away-from-18 ‘boyfriend’ decide to get frisky in his car without protection. And by decide, I mean him using manipulative tactics and grooming to pressure her into it.

My mother’s parents were extremely religious, and made them get hitched the moment that test showed positive. My mom wanted an abortion, but her parents wouldn’t let their 13-year-old choose to not severally damage her own body. Let her choose, you dipsticks.

So my 14-year-old mother spent 35 hours laboring without any medical assistance for the pain, then had to drop out of school to watch me full-time while her shitty husband worked sleazy jobs to try and make ends meet.

Let’s just say that having a physically and verbally abusive alcoholic for a guardian and a girl who was hardly an adult herself trying to figure out how to manage raising her son and daughter did not make for the best childhood, nor was it a recipe to have your son pass on your name.”

“In short, my name is Raymond Eddie Shields. Do not address me as ‘Fender’.”